Friend: What was Ed Harris’ name in The Rock?
Me: Francis Xavier Hummel.
Friend: Xavier? Really?
Me: He was probably Catholic.
Friend: You think so?
Me: Well, yeah. Only a Catholic could hold people hostage with VX gas then feel guilty about it.
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