Funny story: One of my new friends today asked if she could ask a personal question. I said “of course”. She asked if I am gay.
I said “No, I am not” and really didn’t think anything of it. However, I asked her why she thought that.
She told me because I have mentioned to her traveling and living with someone named Wilson.
I laughed so hard and explained to her that Wilson is my cat, and that he and I are just friends.