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“Students weren’t allowed to use their avatar names while they were at school. This was to prevent teachers from having to say ridiculous things like ‘Pimp_Grease, please pay attention!’ or ‘BigWant69, would you stand up and give us your book report?’?

From "Ready Player One"—hilarious

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This made my laugh.

(via Actual Advice Mallard – dont try to understand women women understand women and the)

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Probably my favorite Simpsons line ever. My friend once dropped her coffee and I yelled “that iced latte wasn’t double bolted!” She didn’t find it funny.

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ezlncheerleader:

nerdycurvyboundandflirty:

lastdaysofmagic:

Said No One Ever!

Said me, actually.  Why?

So fuck Chuck Norris.

he also starred in a Zionist movie with a plot centered on him killing loads of racist depictions of Palestinians

Also, Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

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Bedroom shelf. #starwars #brooklyn #newyork

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Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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Google was founded September 4, 1998. Google will be 15.

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Die Kugeln sind Alle von Eisen und Blei: Prussian Blue is not a shameful colour.

Die Kugeln sind Alle von Eisen und Blei: Prussian Blue is not a shameful colour.

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How awesome would it be if this happened?

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I’ve been consulting with an interior designer on my apartment in Seattle. She asked me details of what I wanted it to feel/be like. The only thing I sent her was this movie still.

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I found this box where I keep things important to me and found these two keys. They are keys to a lock behind Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, France. I put a lock there two years ago, so if I ever got married we could go there and take the lock down. Every time I’m in Paris I stop by to make sure it is still there. #paris #france #love

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