My Honest Day of Thanks

**My Honest Day of Thanks**

Through the month of November some people have been posting what they are thankful for in ancipatoon of Thanksgiving. They say stuff like friends, family, good health. That’s all good, but I am sure there are some things people are really thankful for that they don’t mention. It’s the little things. I too am thankful for friends, family, and good health.

Here are some things I’m thankful for:

People who have seen Prometheus (and actually liked it) so I have a friend to talk about it with.

The ability to order something and ask them not to include horseradish.

Not having a girlfriend in the month Assassin’s Creed III, Halo 4, and Black Ops 2 are released.

Hot girls in New York who wear heavy winter coats but no pants. They really make an effort to share their aesthetically pleasing legs. (But seriously, aren’t your legs cold, homegirl?)

Epic guitar solos, particularly for animated superhero TV shows in the early 90s. Looking at you, Spider Blood, Spider Blood, Radioactive Spider Blood.

People with First World Problems that are so bad they make my First World Problems look like Third World Problems.

Pets who shit in a box, sleep all the time, and leave you alone most of the day.

Eastern European Girls.

Coffee to go with a good book. Books to go with a good coffee.

The chance to be alive and do (or not do) something.